those people who always offer you some of their food
no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better
no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.
next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital
Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.
whAT THE FUCK
my whole life
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
*deletes every old photo there is on facebook before accepting pretty boy’s friend request*
"why am i so cold?" i ask myself as i continue to drink cold beverages
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
relationship goal: a relationship
we get calum in glasses
and calum at the vmas
and now a blonde streak