stuartohbrien:

those people who always offer you some of their food

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netlfix:

no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better

(Source: netlfix)

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

damittromney:

my-name-is-long:

damittromney:

next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital

Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.

whAT THE FUCK

vesley:

my whole life

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unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

crunchier:

*deletes every old photo there is on facebook before accepting pretty boy’s friend request*

megacharizardxxx:

"why am i so cold?" i ask myself as i continue to drink cold beverages

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(Source: acebethchilds)

unacted:

relationship goal: a relationship

misfitlucas:

we get calum in glasses

and calum at the vmas 

and now a blonde streak